Something for Jack and Jill: the world's first bourbon-flavoured lubricant

After Fanny-branded tuna (see Bogof passim) comes whiskey Dick, the world’s first, and quite possibly last, “bourbon-flavoured personal lubricant”.

It comes in black and white packaging that borrows heavily from a certain well-known Tennessee tipple but calls itself ‘Old No. 69’ instead of Jack’s ‘Old No. 7’.

‘Subtle’ isn’t the word.