Tales of Titania: Bolly, Bristol Cream and a whole lot of vomit

TITANIA

Picture the scene. I'm looking my best in a client-satisfying LBD (Alexander McQueen) paid for (£1,430) by Karoline (with a K) "because we really need to keep this account darling".

 

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