Critical Eye... on lobster ravioli for breakfast

CHARLIE WRIGHT NEW

Unless you have a family, a social life, tickets for the opera or an organ donor card, the weekend means one thing: slumping for several hours in front of Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday. You know the drill five hours of washed-up football...

 

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