What is Britain’s best bar snack? Leffe beer has embarked upon the definitely-not-pointless quest of finding out.

And suffice to say, it’s not likely to be pork scratchings. Leffe has teamed up with Michelin-starred chef Kevin Love to conduct the investigation, and he seems to think his Kentish Rarebit and Stoempe Scotch quails eggs are better candidates.

Good luck serving those at Bogof’s local: order anything fancier than a bag of nuts and you’ll trigger Britain’s best bar fight.