McDonald's goes green with colourful Angry Birds burgers

For those wondering how on earth an Angry Birds movie will work (what’s the plot?), here’s another head-scratcher. Why does McDonald’s think a load of green and red burgers is a good tie-in?

The ‘Naughty Green Pork Burger’ (which looks a bit mouldy) and its counterpart the ‘Angry Red Burger’ (just plain sinister), have just gone on sale in China. But - fear not - it’s just food colouring behind the unappealing look.

Perhaps they’re better off catapulted at pigs - they’re more likely to eat them than humans.