Saucy butcher told to tone down sign

The sign outside Leek butcher JW Ash & Son occasionally refers to ‘big breasted birds’ and ‘tenderised rumps’. Oo-er!

No one seems to have complained, but the local chief inspector has had a word with saucy butcher Pete Lymer. Pete reckons it’s ‘PC gone mad’ - but to his credit he has promised to ‘get creative’ in response. Keep your eyes peeled, Leek meat lovers!