woman with tattoos and piercings

Good luck to Aussie Tabatha Andrade, whose quest for free chicken has led her to the some-might-say questionable decision to get the three magic letters of the poultry world - KFC - tattooed on her lower lip.

Like Bogof’s full-back ink of a packet of Jaffa Cakes (no free ones yet), it’s initially a shocking sight - but at least Tabs’ tat is easy to show staff.

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