Critical Eye... on the radioactive retail lizard

CHARLIE WRIGHT NEW

Calling in the cameras to save you from the economic gloom is like Tokyo summoning Godzilla to chase off Moth-Ra. You might solve one problem, but you've still got a mile-high mutant lizard breathing lightning everywhere.

 

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