All articles by Titania Touché – Page 2
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Comment & OpinionKaroline's Greek pitch loses P&F the United Biscuits account
The image of Karoline (with a K) sporting a fez in earnest is as alarming in real life as it sounds on the page…
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Karoline angles for a top job in grocery as Christmas begins
Some surprise in the office to see Karoline (with a K) sashaying in on Monday morning in full PR power-dressing pomp…
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Honey Monster Puffs prompt a P&F office debate on branding
Putting the right brand on your products must be important because it’s something that clients spend proper money on…
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Yoghurty fumblings in Soho as Titania mourns Chokablok
OMG. Recovering from a night out on the town with a client from New York…
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Memories of Sophie Wittams as Karoline makes an email error
I think Sophie Wittams used to be an intern here…
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Comment & OpinionAccounting error at P&F as Paul McCartney sings for veggies
Karoline (with a K)’s rather sheepishly announced that P&F is actually deeply in the red…
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Scottish meanness bemoaned as Titania explains 'heritage'
Although she’s not particularly keen on opening the purse, Karoline is especially critical of meanness in others…
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Titania and Miranda get set for The Grocer's TNT contest
Miranda and I are thrilled that The Grocer is launching a TNT contest…
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Karoline (with a K) and Uncle Jack have some advice for Tesco
“It would be different at Tesco if Uncle Jack was still in charge,” barks Karoline (with a K)…
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Comment & OpinionMarmalade makeover: Puff & Fluff struggles with bitter preserve
Despite the latest news about the dangers of meat eating, I’m a steak-ordering, life-embracing, hard drinking woman
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Comment & OpinionHudl security issues? Karoline has it covered
I would have left a treasure trove of personal information on my Hudl before throwing it away…
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Titania sings the praises of the brands below the top tier
Nobody would consciously choose Galaxy when they can have Dairy Milk, would they?…
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Titania makes account manager and ponders smelly Brit blokes
I’m reluctant to reveal that I’ve been promoted to the even-loftier role of account director…
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Oi Fatso! Titania and co look to revive their obesity campaign
The news that it’s time (again) for a fresh attack on obesity has inspired Karoline
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The Guardian's food PR war rages as K forgets her fish story
By rights, I should be a Stella Cidre/Baileys/Whyte & Mackay sort of a girl…
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Miranda's hard at work as Titania reflects on the reshuffle
As anyone who has worked in PR will know, the amount of time actually spent PR-ing is fairly limited…
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Comment & OpinionPasta sauce confusion as Titania reveals her Scottish roots
Mummy was addicted to Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers during pregnancy…
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Morrisons' cuts excite Today listeners as Karoline adds sugar
You would be forgiven for thinking there wasn’t much news around…
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Puff & Fluff prepares for a deluge of artisan food phone calls
The closure of Heart of England Fine Foods has spread panic through the ranks of money-for-old-rope merchants…
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Titania struggles with Technicolour postcards on Google Glass
I am, once again, having to write a pitch proposal when there’s nothing remotely interesting to say about the brand…