All articles by Titania Touché – Page 5
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Comment & Opinion
Olive oil for ailments as Titania takes the train
The greatest fear of our glorious leader Karoline (with a K) is apparently the arrival of Alzheimer’s…
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Titania survives the IFE sales pervs, but misses Bacon Week
Karoline’s idea of an online venture has only the flourishing parts of the high street: loan sharks, bookies, c-stores…
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Crime campaign cock-up as Daddy declares class war
Exciting news breaks this week from Australian scientists suggesting that aspirin can make you go blind…
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Andrex's poo obsession and Coke's happy exercise plan
Karoline positively bounces into the meeting, buoyed by the sheer amount of bad advertising that has suddenly appeared…
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Titania's new diet, catchy CSR and Tesco's Clubcard TV
You may have thought that all women had by now woken up to the fact that diets are a con…
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Pippa Middleton's Waitrose gig and 'al desko' eating
Karoline (with a K) wants to know why she wasn’t asked to contribute to The Grocer’s bonfire of the horsemeat vendors last…
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Pointless Portas Pilots and Citrus calamity
There’s nothing like a great government-sponsored gravy train to make onlookers jealous…
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Equal marriage and Holland & Barrett veggie burgers
I’m surprised to read The Co-op Group is a staunch supporter of gay marriage…
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Off the wagon and into the Pancake Day stats
Medical doom-mongers seem to be questioning the wisdom of the PR industry’s traditional January dry period…
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Titania's Black Energy bad dream comes true
Inspired by the Mike Tyson endorsed Black Energy drink, we’re approached by a new start-up…
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Tales of Titania: horsey star to feature in Life of Pie?
We are contacted by a company called Showbiz Foods, excited by the Golden Globes (steady, boys)…
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Titania considers crisps, 'content' and Change4Life
My one New Year’s resolution for the world: no more artisan crisp launches please…
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Mystic Tit peers into the future of grocery in 2013
You may call me Mystic Tit this week as I peer into the balls of the 2013 PR world…
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Fun-free Americans threaten to spoil Christmas at Puff & Fluff
By now I should be barely able to string a coherent sentence together…
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Tales of Titania: Grapefruit, cloudthinking and Beanz
Our covert campaign to boost grapefruit sales is about to pay off….
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Tales of Titania: where is my career heading?
One of the most recycled ideas in PR - the body parts insured for millions ruse - resurfaced this week in the guise of Beth Anderson.
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Titania on the crisis at the BBC
That odd swishing sound you’re hearing is the collective rubbing together of PR people’s hands in glee at the BBC….
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Titania on an outbreak of dairy nationalism
Nationality seems to be a touchy subject in the dairy world at the moment.
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Titania's cocktail: Red Bull, Jägermeister, Nazis and that DJ
One of our meanest clients has had a Red Bull revelation….
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Tales of Titania 20/10/12
We’re called into secret talks at the FDF to use our “award-winning PR skills” to help stem the decline in traditional food sales…