Coffee beans

Bean there done that: some coffee beans without cocaine in them, yesterday

If you thought that coffee that’s been pooped out by civets was fancy, wait ‘til you see the cocaine-filled beans uncovered by cops in Milan last weekend.

The beans had been hollowed out and filled with impressive skill – but then the dopey crooks addressed the package to ‘Santino D’Antonio’ (the baddie from John Wick 2), arousing suspicion.

Still, imagine the espressos…

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