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Ah, the mid-life crisis. That special time after a big birthday when one comprehends one’s mortality… and buys an embarrassing sports car.

But people are getting virtuous. A Bupa Health Clinics study shows 53% of mid-lifers are cutting down on booze, while 31% sign up to marathons. Some 24% go vegan - admittedly, cheaper than a Ferrari.

Of course, these healthier, more toned folk then look much hotter - enabling them to more successfully pull off another classic crisis move: the affair.